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Monday, October 31, 2011

Lal Mohan-er diary!


Kokhono tini Jaipur e, toh kokhono Ajmer e. Kokhono tar sathe Udaipur e, aabar kokhono Nahargarh. Apekshyar abashan. Char doshok por, rangamanchey aabar tini, Lal Mohan Ganguly. Aashi bochore ashiyao, tini ghure berachhen Rajasthan er ali-gali-pakasthali. Ebar theke niyomito, aapnar ashe, aapnar pashe!

Aabar Rajasthaney!
Tritiyo Parbo

Bhuter bhoy ta aar katlo na moshai! Sei chhottobela theke Garpar er barir chile kothar ghore boshey jokhon Hemen Ray, Salil Mukhopadhyay der boi portum sei tokhon thekei gaaye kata ditto. Kali pujor din ratey jokhon dakini jogini ra lila khelay motto, aami tokhon Garapar Road er ek chhotto ghore nidra mogon. “Bhut aamar put, petni aamar jhee, raam laxman buke ache, bhoy ta aamar ki” thakumar sekhano mantro portam ratey. Jokhon rttirey prakitir dake sara ditam, tokhon ei montro guloi jap kortam aar bhabtam, bhut ke aami nai dorai!
Ebarer Rajasthan seafarer anek gulo din i toh Jaipur e katalam, hath paa guloy jeno Jang Bahadur Ranar moto jang dhore geche. Tai, sthaniyo ek chhorar kothay chepe boshlum Alwar er bus e. Aashi bochhorer adha-achal shorir o jeno hothat bole uthlo ma voi!
Aamar gantwabbya Bhangarh. Jaipur theke Alwar er pathey ek bhuture shohor. Jokhon prothom sunlam shohor tar kotha, bhoy korchhilo, bhebechilam jaabo na. Hothat Felu babur mukh ta chhokher samne bhese uthlo. “Bhoy ta kaatan Lal Mohan babu. Aashi bochhorey bhoy pele chole? Aapni na ek kaler rahjasya romancho ouponyashik!?” Byas, otei kaaj holo. Bolle biswas korben na moshai, shorir e ekta adbhut uttejona anubhab korlum. Aashi bochhorer asakta shorir o janan dilo, cholo beriye pora jaak!
Conductor ke Bhangarh er kotha boltei se byata emon bhebre gelo aamar hothat Sreenath er kotha mone porlo. “Bhangarh? Waha kya karne jaoge ji?” bhoyarto conductor er arti. “Waha, bhoot hai, ya nahi hai?”, aamar uttor sune conductor sei je thom marlo, sara rasta aar kothai bollo na.
Sotti bolchi moshai, tar por amar o alpo bhoy bhoy korchhilo. Chhelebelay thakumar sekhano mantra ta joptei japtei, sunte pelam khalasir chitkar, Bhangarh, Bhangarh!
...Ki adbhut kella moshai! Aami Jaisalmer gechi, Bikaner gechi, Jodhpur ghurechi, Ajmer gechi, erom adbhut Kella kotthao dekhini. Ekta nirjan, jana basatihin saharer buke dariye thaka ekta kella. Bhangarh. Jokhon pouchholum tokhon bela barota, puro elaka ta kantatar diye ghera, thik jeno Kailash Chowdhury’r barir pradhan fatak. Ekta ga chhamchhamey bhab. Ei bhar dupure, kat fata roddureo, sotti bolchhi jaygata kemon jeno highly suspicious!
Ashar agey sei sthaniyo chhokrar mukhe sunechilam sahar tar galpo. Bahu bochhor agey naki ek kapaliker mantrey bhasyibhuto hoe gechilo gota sohor. Sundari Rajkanyer preme porechilen kapalik, aar rajkanye mon bhangtei, Kapalik o dhangsa korlen sahar takey. Sei theke aaj o naki ratey ghure beran rajkanye sayang!
Bhangarh Kella: Ekhane ele Prakhar Rudrao bhoy peye jeto!

Kellar kachhe jawar agey ajantei thak kore pronam thuke fellum. Joy Maa Tara, Rakshya Koro Maa! Bolei, mon chole gelo Kashi tey, mone porlo Felu babur sei bikhyato ukti, “Aapni ki bhakti mulak upanyash likhchhen naki?” Ei muhurtey jokhon buker bhitor ta him hoe jache, Maganlal Meghraj aar Arjan keo anek niriho mone hoche, sekhane keno aapni pashe nei Felu babu? Bhai Topesh, tumi i ba keno ghar chhara?
“Bhut amar put, petni aamar jhee, Ram, Laxman, Buke ache.... montro ta sesh hoeche ki hoyni, hothat pichone jhup korte ekta shobdo. Ei bhar dupurei ki tobe tini dekha dilen? Bhuuuuut????
Samne diye ek damka hawa boye gelo, pasher palash gachh tan ore uthlo. Ektuo baniye bolchhina moshai. Bela barotateo je ei jayga emon, aagey janle ke ashto! Dibbi toh chhilam Garpar Road er baritey, Felu babu, Topesh ke mone niye! Ki bhimroti!
Jaipur er koekjon moshai ei bhuture jaygatake bisesh pattai dite chayna. Naak uchu chhele pule gulo bole bhut bole naaki kichu nei. Ei abasthay porle halap kore bolte pari, Prakhar Rudra ba Captain Spark der o dom beriye jeto! Ki ga chhamchhame byapar moshai.
Sara elaka ta kanta tarey ghera. Proshashoner satarka dristi, aar tar majhe ekla hete cholechi aami. Lalmohan Ganguly. Highly dangerous jayga moshai!
Hathtey hathtey hothat chokh gelo sirish gaach gulor dikey. Ki adbhut jayga. Dhu dhu prantarey ekla dariye thaka gachhgulo adbhut rokomer sabuj. Dekhle mone hobe jeno keu roj gache jal dey. Ke dey jal? Rajkanye?
Bhut amar put, petni aamar jhee...
Aar moshai Ram, Laxman! Edike peter bhitor ta gur gur gur korchhe, mukh ta sukie jachhe. Besh asahay lagche. Maganlal Meghraj, Gore, Mandar Bose, anek dustu lok kei to samlalum jibone. Kintu moshai, e jayga ta khub bhoyer. Jodi ekhono bo likhtam tale nirghat etar naam ditam: Bhangarh er Bhut! Kintu, se jokhon aar hobena, bhebe laabh nei.
Kellar fatak gulo shob bhanga. Jaipur er City Palace ba Nahargarh er moto aitijhyo er nei. Ebang, eta je Bhut mahaler raajdhani seta eta dekhlei malum hoy. Ki aschorjo jayga re baba. Bela ekta teo ga chhomchhom kore. Proti muhurtey mone hoy jeno rakkhos aar khokkos er goppo porchhi. Mone hoy, jeno Rani Padmini, Bappaditya ra ekkhuni jege uthe bolben--- saabdhan!
...Guti guti paaye Rajkanyer ghorer dike egotei ek jhatkay hridspandan bondho! Darja ta khola, janla ta bondho. Upor e takatei bhoy e hath paa thanda. Lata gacher shikor, aar palash gach er majhe ekta singhashon, aar tatey boshey R---a---j---k---a---n---y---e!
...Bhachen, gajakhuri galpo, kingba badhajam. Felu babu thakle hoyto bolten boyosh hoche apnar, tai bhulbhal bokchhen. Kintu na moshai, bhul bolchhnia ektuo. Nijer chokhe dekhlum Rajkanye ke. Raaj-kanye!
Bakita ki hoechilo bisesh mone nei. Er cheye Arjan er chhurir khel hajam kora anek soja, Daku Gandaria anek bhalo. Ki bhabe je niche ese pouchulum mone nei. Tobe ei naak mulchhi, kaan mulchhi, aar konodin loker kotha sune ei buro boyoshe bhut dekhte berobo na. Kafi ho gaya, zyada ho gaya!
Kromosho...

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Lal Mohaner-diary


Aabar char doshok porey, ranga manchey tini--- Lal Mohan Ganguly. Dirghyadiner agyatobaser abashan, Jatayu ekhon aabar Rajasthaney. Smriti, bismriti niyei Rajasthan theke Lal Mohan er diary... ekhon theke niyomito! Aapnar pashey, aapnar pashapashi!!!
Aabar Rajasthaney!
Dwitiyo Parbo
Uut! Aamer Fort er samnei dekha millo aschorjo janwar tar. Nijer pakasthalir bhitor nijer water supply, tai niye choleche chute choleche. Aamar bhari adbhut lage moshai ei Uut namok bastu ti ke. Sei je sebar Saharay sihoron er saptam sanskaran ta Felu babur anurodh e paltalam, tokhon i thik kore niyechilum, ei Uut babajider kache aabar ashibo firey!
Majhe anekgulo din kete gelo ei moru deshe eshe. Mahalaya gelo, Pujo tao sesh. Ei ashi-tey ashiyao aami hete cholchechi, Jaipur er anache-kanache! Bhari adbhut lagche moshai. Sei sebar jokhon elam, kissu chhilona ekhane aar sedin rickshaw kore jete jete dekhi yiaah boro ekta bari. Pink City Mall. Jholmol korchhe. Morushohorey mall? Eto upanyash er naam moshai!
Aamar chokher samnei toh palte gelo Kolkata tao. Garpar Road tai moshai sei Mukul er dustu lok tar moto vanish hoe gelo. Ekhon tar naam Surendra Mohan Avenue. Ei char doshokey koto k ii na dekhlum moshai. Paribartan er por poriborton. Felu babu benche thakle nischoi kichu ekta jukti diten ei poriborton er. Kintu, aami, ei Lalmohan Ganguly, toh ei poriborton er pallay pore jake bole abak!
Rajasthan e esheo sei paribartan dekhte pachhi. Aagey ei golapi bari gulor pash diye sandhyebela hathte khub bhoy korto. Porshu din, nichhok koutuholei oi chhotorey giye aami toh abak moshai. McDonalds er dokan! Dekhi, koekta dosyi chhelepule hashte hashte dhukche tatey. Bairey lekha, I’m lovin it!
Aami toh moshai abak! Bhabchi, eder besh kore cultivate korbo. Tai autowalah der porishkar bole diechi tang maat karo, taang mat karo, kaafi ho gya! Tai ebar theke paaye hethei ghure berachhi ei morushohorey. Du chhokh bhore dekhchhi, chesta korchhi ei palte jawa sahartar hridspandan take bujhte. Karon, oi je kothay bole na, truth is stronger than fiction!
Toh sedin, purano Jaipur er Bapu Baazarey hathte beriechilam. Sonar Kella dekhte ashar shomoy ei jayga ta ke puro bhuturey mone hoto kintu ekhon bolte didha nei, I’m impressed!
Toh sei, Bapu bazaar e dhokar mukhei dekhte pelam takey. Aamar priyo janwaar ti ke. Uut! Ei ek mashear Jaipur jibone matro panch bar tar dekha peyechhi, aar jotobar dekhechi, mughdo hoechi. Ascharjo janwar!
Sedin dupurer jampesh bhaat-ghumer por jokhon rickshaw chepe Bap Bazarey pouchhalam, samner bishal signboard tay chokh gelo. Jantar Mantar, 2 kilometre. Urebbas! Jantar Mantar! Bhaba jay na!
Dilli tey giye dekhechi se ek mowsto boro byapar. Jantar Mantar. Aar sedin e tollateo tar dekha pelum. Ki je bolbo. Asadharon. Aravallir dacoits der aami ekhono dekhte paini, janina sotti i tara naak taak kate kina. Aamar ei ashi bocchor er jibone prochur ghotona toh dekhlum, kintu biswas korun moshai, aajo dukkhu ta royei gelo--- sachakhye Aravallir dacoits der aar bodhoy dekha holo na!
Jantar Mantar e jeshob surjo ghanta gulo ache, se gulo anekta aamader Garparer morer Shibu Mukhujjer barir pradhan fataker moton. Yaa pellai size er ekekta tham. Ke jane moshai, ekhan thekei tukeche bodhoy naksha gulo, thik jemon bhabe Raxit ra toiri hoechilo Prakhar Rudra ke dekhe.
Aajkal moshai, ekta jinish lakshyo korechi. Boyosh hochhe toh, tai kheyi hariye feli majhe majhe. Kothar pithy kotha bolte bolte kokhon je bakruddho hoe jay Prakhar Rudrer srasta, ter i pawa jay na! Khuub raag hoy, Felu babur upor. Khuub. Besh toh chhilam aamra tinjon, keno aamaker ekla fele chole gelen omon kore. Ki kore parlen? Aapnake khoma korini Felu babu. Aaj o proti muhurtey aapnar kotha mone pore, mone pore ei Rajasthanei toh apnar sathe prothom alaap. Bakita itihaas...
Jakge, mon kharaper kabyagulo sariye rekhe ektu Jaipur bhromon hoe jaak. Hawa Mahal er samner rastatay, ekta jinish dekhe hothat chokh ta atke gelo. Ashi bochhorer briddhyo muhurtey tarun. Footapth jure holuder samaraho. Kichu dokanir pasaray sojjito, aamar--- Sonaaar pathar bati!
Muhurtey Felu babu, Mukul, Topesh, Dr Hajra shobaar mukh gulo bhese uthlo. Mandar Bose er dustu mukhtao jeno dekhte pelam. Jaisalmer er Limestone, aamader Sona! Sonaar patharbati!
Ekhon aar abegmothito hoina, aar kichhu bhalo lagena. Kintu, sonar patharbati gulo jeno muhurtey firiye dilo aamar fele asha dingulo. Somoy gulo jeno ek lahamay aamar hather muthoy. Sonar daam ekhon akash chhoya, kintu aajo aamar kache shobchheye mulyoban ei Sonaa... Sonaar patharbati!
Bhabchi, ektu sheet porleri,Jailsalmer jaabo. Purono din gulo, puro somoygulo jhalie nebo arekbar. Etodin badey, kemon ache aamar Jaisalmer? Kemon ache aamar Sonar Kella? Dustu lokeder vanish kore, jetei hobe aamake. Chirokaler moto vanish howar agey, aarekbar. Mukuler jonno, Felu babur jonno. Ebong hyan, nijer jonno...

Kromosho...